Noel's Page

Hello. My name is/was Noel (R.I.P.) I am a giant inflatable penis from Newcastle, England, and last year my friends David, Liam and J'aime took me on holiday with them to Metalcamp. I had the most wonderful time, lying in the sun, drinking beer and watching great bands. Unfortunately, on the final night of Metalcamp 08, some crafty buggers came and stole me and I was never seen again. It was a tragic day for all. If anyone knows of my whereabouts, please message me, as it would be fantastic to learn what fate became the greatest (and quite possibly, only) inflatable penis with a face and a cape made from and england flag ever to visit Slovenia!